assbrahamlincolon opened this at work and flipped out.
ohhhhhhhhhhh remember the days that I was worried about stuff like this at work
I remember. Good days.
Stuff I like. Such as dresses. Or stupid movies. Eat it up.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
I sewed just the center front seam of my wedding gown tonight. I must admit that I hate sewing plain white fabric, and I feel more like I’m making a baptismal gown than anything. Maybe it will feel better when I find a fabulous crinoline and amazing shoes… but really. You ladies try imagining wearing a white gown and you’ll know how I feel.
He wrote me a bio to go on my next concert program:
“Despite scoring 1954 on the SAT and having imminent opportunities to become a magistrate or even a chancellor, Anna H. turned up her nose to backyard ivy leagues such as Notre Dame and Hillsdale opting instead for the unparalleled excitement of IU dormlife and the 1 a.m. practice opportunities afforded her by the music school. Anna’s favorite subjects are aural skills (at which she excells) and music history (the highlight of her day). As you enjoy this performance do keep in mind that her last chance to actually practice this instrument was three weeks ago at 2 a.m.”
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